lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
milktree: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
becky-fitness: Saying no sometimes Wanting to be alone sometimes Saying no to sex Saying yes to sex Not being sure about your life career Deciding to study instead of going out Getting rid of the toxic people in your life Ending a relationship that is hurting you Not liking the things everyone else likes
I hope I never have to come that close to calling social services again.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it was a horrible spray tan!
reachup-forthesunrise: I wish it was appropriate to tell some people to hope off of my dick.
this week sucks huge dick
WHY IS OT THAT I CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT BUT YOU THINK UOURE SO DUCKUBG PEETFECT WELL DUCK YOU DICKHOLE
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOUR SHIT
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Oh? And why do we die if we stop breathing it…
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
ollivander: A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
Mu first night sleeping in a dorm rooooommmmmmm ~~~~~~~?!!!!!!!! I hope korynn doesn’t mind that I took my shirt off
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
God I disgust myself sometime